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From The Hermit's Bedroom

He looks gazing balefully under a web of tribal henna tattoos. His expression leaves little doubt that he is perfectly willing to use a weapon if anyone dares fuck with him. He’s looks like he's a little out of breathe, after he's been out tramping in the swamp. There is dark magic at work, here. This man knows voodoo down to his bones. A wise man would turn around and head the opposite direction as fast as his feet can take him. A wise woman, too. He's the Hermit we all fear, living somewhere in a remote corner in every town. And by the sound of the album's production, he's a prisoner of his own echo, especially when listened to with headphones. The overall sound scares you to death. This is a baroque nightmare. This is what rock and roll sounded like four hundred years ago. And it should scare you to death. After all, who knows what Jean Koning might do? It’s been almost seven months since Koning slammed down the gauntlet and set his piano afire, willing and po…

Charlie does iBooks

Two weeks until the European paperback release, the e-book is now available on iBooks. #twelvestepcharlie#ebook#ibooks#usa#promotion#newbook

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link to iBooks= https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/twelve-step-charlie/id1283644023?mt=11

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& Sunlight & Climate & Cancer & Winter Blues September 20, 2017 subtitle:// Mr. #JK admits he had skin-cancer on the Peen.
A few weeks ago, Time Magazine published a cheery video on Facebook, which lead to an article, written by Alice Park.
The article, “Why Sunlight Is So Good For You”, originally published in August, covered mood disorders caused by a sunlight deficiency in our diets, commonly known as Winter Blues.
According to Dr. …

Paperback, Ebook, Charlie...

Now that the e-book version of #Charlie (a.k.a. #TSC) is very well on its way--traveling a little behind its big brother, the paperback--that very same paperback is now available in Scandinavia, as well as on Barnes&Noble website...

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TWELVE STEP CHARLIE - a memoir
Join Jean Koning in this stunning, poignant and often hilarious roller-coaster-ride through the world of men!
After having been send to his doctor by Partner—the voice of reason—Jean finds himself being diagnosed with skin-cancer. Armed with his unquestionable wit, and his stunningly absurd worldview—often through his love/hate relationship with the internet—he goes on an extremely funny, touching and illuminating quest to find a way to deal with all this sudden physical and mental pain. With the—often questionable—aid provided by Partner, his friends The Italian and Mr. George, plus an entire legion of extras in the form of unfunny surgeons, hateful anaesthe-siolog…

Memoir...

TWELVE STEP CHARLIE - a memoir
Join Jean Koning in this stunning, poignant and often hilarious roller-coaster-ride through the world of men!
After having been send to his doctor by Partner—the voice of reason—Jean finds himself being diagnosed with skin-cancer. Armed with his unquestionable wit, and his stunningly absurd worldview—often through his love/hate relationship with the internet—he goes on an extremely funny, touching and illuminating quest to find a way to deal with all this sudden physical and mental pain. With the—often questionable—aid provided by Partner, his friends The Italian and Mr. George, plus an entire legion of extras in the form of unfunny surgeons, hateful anaesthe-siologists, Hugh Jackman, John Wayne Bobbitt, Napoleon, Michael Fassbender, Marla Singer, and his very own father, Jean travels rapidly through time and dimension to get to the most important thing he yet has had to face in his forty-something years on this planet: finding... Meer  >Charlie—wh…